We Read The Mailbag
We finally got around to reading all the mail you sent in.
Category: Front Page Material
Front Page Material
If it’s worthy of seeing, it’s on The Front Page! EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT!
How To Cancel Plans
Plans, who needs 'em! We decided to compile our favorite excuses to back out of plans with your friends or family.
Friend Or Fair Weather Friend?
Friends, they'll be there for you right? Get out of that fountain because we've got some news for you.
Fuck Yeah I’m An Adult I Can Do Whatever I Want
I’m an adult I can stay up as late as I want. Can you?
Letter From Mom
Sit down, we gotta have a talk.
‘Beard’ Is Not A Personality Type
I've got news for you: Beard is not a personality type!
Salvia Party Like It’s 2005
We did salvia! Stopped by our gas station to fill up on gas, get a big gulp 98 oz drink, and on impulse buy a mind bending trip to the outer realms of consciousness.
Vanlife Is Bullshit
Vanlife, chances are you've heard of it. It turns out it's just being a hobo with a PR campaign.
Things Creeps Named Bobby Do
The name Bobby sounds disarming, if you're a child. If you're a grown man who goes by Bobby then I assume you're some sort of creep.