We don’t take advertiser money, we don’t want anyone to say what is or isn’t appropriate.

We believe humor suffers in this climate and so we are reader supported since day 1.

All of our content is free to read and we don’t pollute your browser with pop-ups, advertisements, or paywalls.

ADS FUCKIN’ SUCK

We hate ads a lot. In fact, if you look closely all of our “sponsors” are fake, and if you click through they’re more content. More articles to parody the internet culture at large.

If you like what we do you can consider throwing us a buck or two.

Unlike other websites, we don’t need your money and any money we get is then invested into infrastructure, the servers, staff and filling the vault full of coins that we swim in when we’re not writing entertainment for random jackasses on the internet.

If you’re too poor to donate it’s okay with us. We understand. We like lotto scratch offs, methols, and fried hotdogs just like anybody else of proper taste.

DO NOT DONATE IF YOU ARE POOR, YOU DON’T GET ANY FREE T-SHIRTS.