Interview with the Asian Joe Rogan. He is a guy who is not Joe Rogan, but looks just like him only Asian.
EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW
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So you’re not Joe Rogan, but you look like him, what’s that like?
It’s like I’m in a dream.
How do you get away with that?
I can’t. I look just like him.
Do you go to all the same places as him?
I can’t. I’m not him.
Do you have your own Jamie to pull up YouTube videos or do you manually look them up like a 9-5 office bitch with weakling arms?
I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Do you like to hunt?
I don’t hunt.
Do you have any pets?
No.
Do you have any kids?
No.
Do you like kids?
No.
What do you do?
Mostly work. I’m not Joe Rogan afterall.
But you do have a job?
I have a job.
So you’re not unemployed?
No.
How do you afford to live?
I have a job.
You don’t get a lot of time off?
No.
You don’t get a lot of vacation time?
No.
What do you think of coyotes and big foot?
I think they’re fucking losers.
What’s your favorite video game?
I don’t have any.
How about your favorite TV show?
I don’t watch TV.
What do you think of cancel culture?
Good for them.
Do you think saunas are the best thing ever?
I don’t know.
You don’t think they’re the best thing ever?
No.
So why are you in one?
I don’t know.
You don’t know?
Can I go home? You only paid me for an hour.
Wow! What a life!
Real fascinating stuff. We want to thank Asian Joe Rogan for spending his afternoon with us letting us behind the scenes of the exciting life of an Asian Joe Rogan lookalike.
