We all have pick up lines. It’s just known that all women fall for clever non-sequiturs and innuendo.
If you’re like me, you probably don’t have a lot of ideas to use. So you start making things up. Sometimes it works… sometimes it doesn’t. What I find most useful is knowing how to use an object as a woman.
Here are a few pick up lines that are sure to not work:
1. Hey baby you ever pay a guy’s phone bill?
2. You think I’m dumb? You should see my other one!
3. Does your vagina have this bumper sticker on it saying “No Spitting”?
4. My mother says I need a woman like her.
5. You look like Al Bundy. When was the last time you got laid?
6. If you were a movie I’d call it “The Untalented.” Now about them digits there, milk tits?
7. God I wish you were the female version of Tom Cruise. Then we could make out. It’s a religious thing, don’t ask.
8. If heaven was a club you would be serving as a very popular waitress.
9. You ever see a guy beat Call of Duty in one sitting?
10. HONK HONK ME LIKEY BOOBIE