Hey Lady, Show Me Your Boobs
I heard from my best friend Kyle that girls have them.
Author: Pork Chop
Tom Hanks Is Not A Dog Person
Truth be told Tom Hanks hates fun. He hates laughter. He hates most things.
How To Keep Gargoyles From Crashing Your Picnic
How can one keep their food safe and their picnic gargoyle free?
Elect Arnold For Space Dictator
Arnold can't be president but what about intergalactic space emperor?
Earth Is Saved! Dinner Meets Art
We heard throwing food at paintings is the way to stop climate change!
Ethan Klein Hits Rock Bottom!
Ethan Klein is not doing so well. Some might say this is rock bottom.
What Happens When We Land On Mars
What does Elon Musk have planned for Mars? Let's find out!
Ways Burglars Get Into Your Home
Your home is your castle, so why don't you have a moat then? A burglar could just walk up and steal your house, take your titles and marry all of your children.