Almost everything is funnier than Tim Dillon if you think about it.
Your home is your castle, so why don't you have a moat then? A burglar could just walk up and steal your house, take your titles and marry all of your children.
Everyone is always sending in emails asking us where it all started. I'll tell you where, so pull up a chair or don't leave the toilet.
We finally got around to reading all the mail you sent in.
Plans, who needs 'em! We decided to compile our favorite excuses to back out of plans with your friends or family.
You can't enjoy anything these days without wondering who got MeToo'ed, Harvey Weinstein'ed, Bill Cosby'ed or even Kevin Spacey'ed (RIP victims).
I just watched Lord of the Rings and I took issue with the way the orcs were treated.
Friends, they'll be there for you right? Get out of that fountain because we've got some news for you.
My friend brought over a time machine and the first thing I thought was to go to the future and check out The Simpsons Season 100.
Remember when we were kids and you had to cram a cartridge into a console created by one of two competing Japanese video game companies?