Admit It: Digital Game Downloads Suck
Remember when we were kids and you had to cram a cartridge into a console created by one of two competing Japanese video game companies?
Fuck Yeah I’m An Adult I Can Do Whatever I Want
I’m an adult I can stay up as late as I want. Can you?
Reasons to Delete Your Twitter
Twitter sucks, a lot. People don't go there to have conversations they go there to shout bumper sticker one liners to one-up each other.
Letter From Mom
Sit down, we gotta have a talk.
‘Beard’ Is Not A Personality Type
I've got news for you: Beard is not a personality type!
Wolverine Gets Fired!
Logan looked at his ledger and his watch, it was just about time to punch out.
Salvia Party Like It’s 2005
We did salvia! Stopped by our gas station to fill up on gas, get a big gulp 98 oz drink, and on impulse buy a mind bending trip to the outer realms of consciousness.
Vanlife Is Bullshit
Vanlife, chances are you've heard of it. It turns out it's just being a hobo with a PR campaign.
Comedy Sucks Now
Comedy, it used to make us laugh but now it makes the most sensitive among us cry while simultaneously degrading humor.
Things Creeps Named Bobby Do
The name Bobby sounds disarming, if you're a child. If you're a grown man who goes by Bobby then I assume you're some sort of creep.