Biden Reads To The Kids!
Mr. President, thank you for ushering in a new era in America where a President can also be a first lady if they so want to.
Author: Soybaby
15 Things I Learned By Playing As Whoopi Goldberg In Call of Duty
You can imagine my reaction when I find out that Whoopi Goldberg is now a playable character in Call of Duty!
I Sold My House To Become The New Eminem
I just reverse mortgaged my house, why you might ask? To become the next Eminem.
New Year Resolutions (2023 Edition)
It's no secret that we are all terrible, so we make these lists to try to be less terrible.
If Jeremy Renner Dies Who Will Play Zelensky In The New Marvel Movie?
You hear about his accident?
Banned From My Dungeons And Dragons Game
Well there goes my weekend plans. I was just kicked out by the best dungeon master in the tri-state area.
Two Santas? Which One Do I Shoot?
There are two Santas in my house, and I'm not sure which one to shoot. What would you do if you were in my shoes?
Thank Fucking God: Jay Leno Is OK
Hi it's me Jay Leno, I'm sure you might have heard but I had a little accident with a fire.
Jordan Peterson’s Pills Have Kicked In!
Jordan Peterson wants you to clean your room. His pills just kicked in and the Feng Shui is all wrong!
Comedian You’ve Never Heard Of: Tired Of Cancel Culture
A comedian you've never heard of was complaining about cancel culture!