Howard Stern is CRYING Again
I never liked you Howard Stern, how does that make you feel?
Author: Soybaby
Drew Barrymore: No One Wants To Work Anymore
Drew Barrymore visited the writers strike after her show and doesn't understand why they're so mad.
Russell Brand’s Darkest Secrets Revealed
We think instead he is the secret to all the terrible stuff that has been happening in the world.
Fuck! Rent Is Going Up Again!
Rent is going up, WONDERFUL.
Who Will Be Our Next Skeleton President?
Which skeleton is going to be our next president?
Escape From Burning Man
We were left without any food, water, shelter, or mushrooms!
FUCK YOU: It Can’t Be September Already
What do you mean it's September?! How did that happen?
Social Media Is Dead
Social media is dead. We tried Mastodon, we tried Threads, we tried Bluesky, we tried them all, they all suck.
Taco Tuesday Saved From Taco Fascism
Before this moment and landmark ruling, tacos were never served on Tuesdays, ever.
Are You PUMPED For The Billionaire Cage Match?
It's Mark Zuckerberg versus Elon Musk in a no holds barred fight.