FUCK YOU: It Can’t Be September Already
What do you mean it's September?! How did that happen?
The outcasts and refugees of the digital age
What do you mean it's September?! How did that happen?
Social media is dead. We tried Mastodon, we tried Threads, we tried Bluesky, we tried them all, they all suck.
Before this moment and landmark ruling, tacos were never served on Tuesdays, ever.
It's Mark Zuckerberg versus Elon Musk in a no holds barred fight.
It's not too late to declare this summer "White Boy Summer"!
There's a new King of England! But not in the way you're probably thinking.
Mr. President, thank you for ushering in a new era in America where a President can also be a first lady if they so want to.
You can imagine my reaction when I find out that Whoopi Goldberg is now a playable character in Call of Duty!
I just reverse mortgaged my house, why you might ask? To become the next Eminem.
It's no secret that we are all terrible, so we make these lists to try to be less terrible.