Mutant Bunker

New Year Resolutions (2023 Edition)

It's no secret that we are all terrible, so we make these lists to try to be less terrible.

You hear about his accident?

I finally did it everyone! I saved up enough money to buy my own mech suit.

Well there goes my weekend plans. I was just kicked out by the best dungeon master in the tri-state area.

We wrote a lot of stuff for you ungrateful bastards.

I've been swiping left, I've been swiping right. It's about time someone takes the bait!

There are two Santas in my house, and I'm not sure which one to shoot. What would you do if you were in my shoes?

We joined up with our local police force after watching all of The Police Academy movies and wanting to stop whoever was responsible for them.

I, Adam Carolla know everything about everything. So hear me when I write that I was the first to accomplish 'goblin mode'.

I'm winning the argument and no all those likes aren't my alt accounts. Why am I holding two smart devices? MULTITASKING!